Snuffin and Lovin

By Richie Fahey

"The worst part of being in a snuff film

 is having to memorize your lines." 
Tommy Savitt.

Jerkle Cerk

Tommy Savitt: "Woe is he that wears new shoes to a circle jerk."
Kat: "Unless he chooses to be an optimist and put that polish to good use."

By Richard Jackson.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

"STDs: The cost of doing business."
Tommy Savitt.