Dick and Jane

"THEY SEE DICK RUN. 

THEY SEE JANE RUN. 

PERHAPS IF THEY WOULD DO A LITTLE LESS READING AND A LITTLE MORE RUNNING, OUR CHILDREN WOULD NOT BE SO FAT.”

TOMMY SAVITT.

Suckcess

"The most successful tenants 

are the ones never discovered by the landlord." 

Tommy Savitt. 
"Until they are apostrophied out." 
Anonymous.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

"STDs: The cost of doing business."
Tommy Savitt.